The Kardashians Plot 'Oprah' Domination

The
Kardashian sisters will not rest until they have achieved world domination..and by world domination they want to be on
The Oprah Winfrey Show before it goes off the air in 2011. So smart these ladies are! They know that their run of the mill tricks won't get them onto the lap of the Queen of all media. It will take more than a sex tape or a quickie marriage to a basketball player or just one accidental pregnancy to obtain one of the coveted final spots on the show. If
Ellen Degeneres can manhandle her way onto the cover of 'O' magazine we have no doubts the Kardashian sisters can embroil themselves in some stunt to make it on the couch. Take a look at some of the ideas Khloe and Kim have been pondering on Twitter. We especially love the part that involves
Tupac.
@KimKardashian: My goal in life is to go on the Oprah Winfrey Show, we need 2 plan & plot! How can the Kardashian sister get on Oprah????
@KhloeKardashian: go to africa for a few weeks and get lost adopting a baby. Kourt and I will come and find you! Africa + adopting= Oprah
@KimKardashian: I have no problem getting lost in Africa, but really adopt? Can't I just steal Kourt's baby? Someone should kidnap us!
@KhloeKardashian: OMG! Forget Africa! I have the perfect plan. Let's go to Cuba, find Tupac! You have a baby by him!!! Tupac + Babies=Oprah
@KimKardashian: We only have 635 days left until Oprah is off the air, no time to get kidnapped! Can't U & Lamar just adopt me?
@KhloeKardashian: we can be a rap group... Tupac the lead and us three like the supremes... Wooohooooooo
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MIAMI BEACH, FL - NOVEMBER 21: Kim Kardashian is seen on November 21, 2009 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Gustavo Caballero/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Kim Kardashian
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Wednesday 25 November
By wre
What a bunch of dumbasses. These type of "celebrities" are probably the reason Oprah wants out. So sick of hearing these whiny self absorbed prima donnas talk about themselves as if their lives affect anything. A sad world we live in when the majority of people know the Kardashians and Spencer Pratt names over those who truly make a difference in our lives. Who is on the verge of a cancer cure? Name one person with power in the decision of our healthcare crisis. The dumbifying of America has succeeded.
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Wednesday 25 November
By pugz
if these idiots really do find Tupac [alive, that is] they deserve to be on oprah! maybe they can find jimmy hoffa, amelia earhardt, and waldo while they are at it. but perhaps they should concentrate on just finding a clue first. they seem to be having quite a problem in that area.
Wednesday 25 November
By Marie
I agree the "Kardashians" are nothing but wanna bee's,,,,They see others getting attention and think OMG we need that kind of exposure.. Those ladies are VERY spoiled brats! There Mommy made sure of that. ALL they can think about is themselves!! They dont deserve any special treatments like they are crying out for.
HEY LADIES!! GROW THE HELL UP!!! STOP CRYING OUT ,,WE WANT ATTENTION AND IF WE DONT THEN I WILL HAVE A FIT!!!!
LOLOL THEY ARE SO FAKE....
Wednesday 25 November
By icdou007
If Oprah goes for this, her standards are really dragging low. This family needs threapy! Hey Oprah, I work at the 7/11 I do nothing like the Karshdashian's can I be on your show?
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Wednesday 25 November
By E. Martinez
Sorry to burst your bubble but O has ALREADY lowered her "standards"!! *rolling eyes*
The minute she put Kate Gosselin on her show, that proved to me that she'd put people like Spencer Pratt and the Kardashians on there, even on her mag. LOL
O is NOT the queen of daytime anymore. She hasn't been in yrs!!! Why do you think she's lowered her "standards"???? It's to raise her viewership numbers!!! My goodness. If you haven't figured that out by now, seems you too need to get a "clue"!!!! LOL Peace
Wednesday 25 November
By TellTheTruth
I just wish these triffling whores would sit down somewhere!!! Their 15 seconds of fame were up a long time ago! What is the fascination with them?? Their just a bunch of ugly, gold diggin', no talent having nobodies!! Next, please!!!
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Wednesday 25 November
By Sammie
I used to think they were kind of funny... now they just seem like trash.
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Wednesday 25 November
By Ed
How about standing in front of a speeding freight train?
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Wednesday 25 November
By AP
Wasn't that one of Dave Letterman's "Things More Fun Than reading Sarah Palin's Memoirs"??
Wednesday 25 November
By Janine
What a bunch of useless,ditzy people!! Never saw such publicity hungry ditzes -- or is it the Mom?
She never spent her life doing anything except breeding a bunch of brats & is she now trying to live her life thru them. Would like to see them spending their lifes doing something positive like, helping the homeless, rescuing abused & homeless animals,etc.-- there are countless ways to spend it in a more productive way than fornicating & breeding a fatherless child & shacking up w/ every guy that looks good at the moment.
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Wednesday 25 November
By Lisa
the fathers name is Scott
Wednesday 25 November
By love joy
Did she really really say go to Africa and adopt a baby....Please send them back to the tramp site they came from.......they are just like a bad cold....always around!!!!
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Wednesday 25 November
By ABM
Who are the Kardashians? Never heard of 'em.
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Thursday 26 November
By watdafuk
You didn`t miss much.
Wednesday 25 November
By pjchilds
These publicity whores wouldn't be anything if it wasn't for their daddy being on OJ's defense team. I find it ridiculous that anyone gives a rats ass about any of these useless pieces of trash. I would love to see the Kardashians, the balloon boy Heenes, Jon & Kate and their 8, Linda Hogan and her gigolo, Levi Johnston, octomom and her entire brood, and all of those douches who have conspired to make people of their ilk famous, given an all expenses cruise straight into the Gulf of Somalia.
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Wednesday 25 November
By Sylvana
Thanks for the laugh!
Wednesday 25 November
By Amber
Another publicity stunt! These girls will do ANYTHING to be in the spotlight. I USE to watch Keepin Up, but their behavior has totally turned me off.
Just like another Jon & Kate....go away already!
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Wednesday 25 November
By mox
After Michael, there is only one real celeb left, and that's president obama
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Wednesday 25 November
By Richard
Please just go away.
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Wednesday 25 November
By fat cow khloe
thoe fat uneducated grease hoggs, the one that married the black basketball player is an uneducated, greasy fat piece of worthless classless shiit. the other ones havent any talent either, who cares what these morons of the world have to say about anything? they have the intellect of an infant
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