Hollywood's Hairiest Actors: The Definitive List

By Steven Avalos Posted Feb 9th 2010 12:30PM

With 'The Wolfman' terrorizing its way into theaters Friday, we couldn't help but wonder whether or not the film's producers really needed to shell out for all those expensive CGI effects on Benicio Del Toro. We're in a recession, after all, and there are plenty of actors in Hollywood who are more than hairy enough to fit the 'Wolfman' bill without all the costly add-ons.

Comb through our list of Hollywood's Hairiest Actors... after the jump.

Robin Williams

The godfather of Hollywood Hairiness, Robin Williams has been in the game for nearly four decades and is still going strong. Forget the Oscar and the Golden Globe awards; Williams' greatest achievement might be making it into the Urban Dictionary lexicon: a noun signifying "an exceptionally hairy person, usually a guy." Hair on, Robin!

Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin is without a doubt the most prolific Baldwin brother and probably the hairiest as well. Even the most casual of Baldwin Google searches will ultimately take you to a strange world of fandom and devotion for his epically hairy chest. Try it for yourself, but don't say we didn't warn you.

Tom Selleck

So many people focus on Mr. Selleck's propensity for growing world-class mustaches that they often forget that the man is just as follicly endowed everywhere else (minds out of the gutter, please). Selleck's no one-trick pony, but he's probably just as furry.

Chuck Norris

Same Selleck principle goes for Chuck Norris as well -- if you weren't so busy focusing on his sheer awesomeness, then you'd definitely know by now that he's one hairy ninja.

Burt Reynolds

Though his face may be a little unrecognizable these days, there's no denying the hairy chest is still all Burt.

Sean Connery

The baddest Scot in the game, Sean Connery is the prototype for a leading man brazen enough to drive an Aston Martin unscathed through a literal minefield, dismantle a bomb set to destroy the world and still get the girl -- au naturale of course. Who has time for manscaping when you're James Bond?

Hugh Jackman

After three 'X-Men' movies and a one-mutant spin-off, it's hard to imagine anyone but Hugh Jackman filling out those Wolverine mutton chops.

David Hasselhoff

Little known fact: a lock David Hasselhoff's chest hair sells for about €75 in Germany ($102 U.S.).

Steve Carrell

And we'll leave you with one of the more memorable manscaping moments in recent history -- Steve Carrell's hysterical adventures in waxing from 'The 40 Year Old Virgin.'

Tags: alec baldwin, AlecBaldwin, chuck norris, ChuckNorris, david hasselhoff, DavidHasselhoff, robin williams, RobinWilliams, sean connery, SeanConnery, steve carell, SteveCarell

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Tuesday 09 February

By Aubrey Hart

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I'm the one who submitted that definition of "Robin" to urbandictionary!! Roxelana Hart is my codename on the website!!

By erin

body hair ewwww...looks like a sasquach

By mjr15

I'm a average, moderately hairy straight guy...but what always amazes me are these men that shave all the hair off of them. I think that is pretty self absorbed and vain personally. Is that condsidered metro-sexual? Not saying it is gay, by the way, just pretty extreme.

Hairy men - where is Rosie O'Donnell on the list?

By craig

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I love hairy men straight gay whatever, Men with hairy chest are MEN!!! a dying breed!!! So I appreciate you for not manscaping!!!

By awill

What movie is Sean Connery in with that "outfit?

By gary

That Sean Connery movie is 'ZARDOZ' A western/sci fi flick from the 80's

By darisa

what about andy garcia? he's officially a monkey.

By Buubaby26

The only sexy hairy man in this list is Hugh Jackman. I'd make sweet monkey love with that sexy piece of...Oh sorry, Day dreaming.

Hairy Men are scary.

But Hugh Jackmen....MMMMMM Wolvie!

Oh yes, Sean Connery is up there as well, but I get all goose pimply cause of his voice and the fact that he's not a bad looking old man...but body wise, no. Too hairy.

By Animal Owner

While reading this article, I started to try to recall what celebrity DIDN'T manscape these days. It's very sad. Having at least some hair on a guys chest signifies his change from Boy to Man. No wonder I always think of Leo and his ilk as youngsters. Can you picture Tony Soprano with a shaved chest? No way! Men - Please Stop Shaving Your Chests! Look like REAL men again, Please.

By frenchblue367

I'm obsessively distracted by a hairy chest. Not in a good way, either. Like when you see a guy with a shirt buttoned up, or wearing a t-shirt, and the hair's just poofing out of the neckline. Oh, YUK. Like Mads Mikkelsen, the guy who played the Villain in Bond's Casino Royale. Google him... lots of pics on the internet. TONS of hair on that man's chest. Otherwise, he's certainly a tasty morsel! But that's one thing I can't stand, hair on a guy's chest. I prefer baby-smooth, but a little bit is acceptable. Seeing these guys, my nose is permanently wrinkled!! YUK!!

Thursday 11 February

By Pumpkin

Robert Conrad had the greatest chest hair of all -- not to mention the hair on his head, and his occasional 5:00 shadow.

By David S.

Frenchblue -- gee, anything else you want to share with us you loathe about men? And I am sure you are a runway model, eh?

Wednesday 10 February

By Cpeter133

I am perpetually amused by people who want human beings to be what they are not--which evidently are reptiles. Humans have hair on their bodies; why are we ashamed or turned off by this?

I think there should be a mandatory period of at least five years when no one--men or women--were allowed to shave, although cutting hair and beards would be acceptable. The ideal today seems to be shaven from head to toe. What's sexy about being a large baby? Is this some strange form of pedophilia?